The 17 Stages of Going Out As Told By The Average Girl

1. "OMG I'm so ready for tonight! Let's have fun!"

 

2. "Actually I don't think I'm going to go."

3. "Wait let me see who else is going and then I'll decide if I'll go."

4. "Wait, no one is going."

5. "You're going? Okay, I'll go too."

6."Why did I agree to this? Now I have to look like a girl."

7. "I suck at makeup."

8. "I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR"

9. "Wow, this is so lame I should have stayed at home."

10. "Shots? That sounds like a great idea!"

11. "THIS IS SO MUCH FUN! BEST NIGHT EVER!"

12. *Dancing*

13. Embarrass yourself.

14. "Are you hitting on me?"

15. "MORE SHOTS"

16. "Too Drunk. Kill me."

17. "I am never drinking again."

Annnnnd repeat.